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Come on!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Such a good boy. Oh, stop for a second. Stop.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Well, I gotta go. - I'll call you tomorrow. - What? This party so rocks, Richard. - This party sucks rectum, Jeannie. - Okay.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's ridiculous! It's preposterous! It's ludicrous! By God, it's impetuous! - So does that mean you gonna help us? - Oh, it's on.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's time to excise that cancerous lump. Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up. - It'll be fun. - I wish I could, Gordo. I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house. Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, Van. Hey, Van the man. I called you last night, Van.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Big finish.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Good enough for me. Have fun, guys. All right, Trapper. Stay cool.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Kids, this is what white jockey blowin' hookers will do to you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Why don't you go "release" your own pressure? And just so we're clear, I'm telling you to go fuck yourself!.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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They said I did them a mitzvah. That's Yiddish for "good deed." Write that down. Oh, yeah, she came too.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Not good at all. - Hey, you! Please move banner a skosh higher, huh?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Pearson, I got a hot news tip for you. It's Friday night. Get out of here. I know. I'm just doing some final revisions to this piece on euthanasia. Oh, I read that. Made me want to kill myself. I'm kidding. - Where's my Wilder story? - There is no story, Elliot. The guy's a joke. He tries to turn every interview into a date. A good writer gets her story no matter what. Please get me the Wilder piece. He's throwing a big party tonight. You should be there.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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After we put all the water back in the pool... we'll be accepting donations in the form of... cash, Visa and full-frontal nudity. Hutch, take over.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- You must be Van. - Hi.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Write that down.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody. C-los, get your ass off my shirt.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Swim team really does need your love, folks.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Come on!

Such a good boy. Oh, stop for a second. Stop.

Well, I gotta go. - I'll call you tomorrow. - What? This party so rocks, Richard. - This party sucks rectum, Jeannie. - Okay.

It's ridiculous! It's preposterous! It's ludicrous! By God, it's impetuous! - So does that mean you gonna help us? - Oh, it's on.

It's time to excise that cancerous lump. Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up. - It'll be fun. - I wish I could, Gordo. I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house. Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there?

Hey, Van. Hey, Van the man. I called you last night, Van.

Big finish.

Good enough for me. Have fun, guys. All right, Trapper. Stay cool.

Kids, this is what white jockey blowin' hookers will do to you.

Why don't you go "release" your own pressure? And just so we're clear, I'm telling you to go fuck yourself!.

They said I did them a mitzvah. That's Yiddish for "good deed." Write that down. Oh, yeah, she came too.

- Not good at all. - Hey, you! Please move banner a skosh higher, huh?

After we put all the water back in the pool... we'll be accepting donations in the form of... cash, Visa and full-frontal nudity. Hutch, take over.

- You must be Van. - Hi.

Write that down.

It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody. C-los, get your ass off my shirt.

Swim team really does need your love, folks.