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- What are you doing out there? - Proving a point. Your friend doesn't fit in. He's a virus, and I'm the vaccine. - I can't believe you're doing this. - Pop quiz. True or false. You and that GDI have been spending an inordinate amount of time together. True. Now here's a multiple choice question for you. You're A, an asshole; B, an asshole who isn't staying at my place tonight... - or C, all the above? - What's B again? Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize. - Gwenny, where are you going? - To go save Van. God only knows what my parents and their stuck-up friends are doing to him.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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- He'll call you back. - Unbelievable. Van Wilder's phone. - Terrible. - I think so. Yeah. - Hang on. - Unbelievable. Van's room. Saturday night, yeah. That's-- How did you-- From the paper? Yeah, that's fine! Okay, thanks. - No problem confirming. Bye. - This writing, it's just-- I was just wondering if you could... slam the door in my face. Van, you must listen to me. Because of her article, everybody wants to have a party thrown by Van Wilder... the party liaison. Your cash camel has arrived!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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Somebody got awfully dressed up to quiz me on my anatomy midterm. I'm so sorry, baby. I totally forgot. - I have an interview for the paper. - At 10:00 at night? Can't you postpone it? Gwen, first exam-- most crucial. It's not like you're on a deadline for the Boston Globe. It's the only time he had available. I'll call you as soon as I get back. Bye.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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Okay, look, that old bag is stronger than she looks. I'm doing a human interest piece on you. I'm flattered. I'd love for your piece to be on me. But sadly I don't do interviews. Never have, never will. I do lunch. My editor did say this would be a challenge. Van, second date with Emily. Blue. Brings out your eyes. Kid's got killer eyes, not unlike yourself. - Has anyone told you that before? - Yes, my boyfriend.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder