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The strawberry! Eat the strawberry! It's worth 250! - Don't you think I know that? - You treat me like a child. I don't like the way you condescend me. - Don't do that! - Frankly, you're juvenile. Guys. I know Ms. Pac Man's special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows. But we gotta talk, guys. Huddle up. Come on. Team meeting here. Cowboy. All right. I look at you guys, and you know what I see? A collective GPA of 52,000? Yeah! No! I see a bunch of party animals... crouched in attack position, ready to strike. Am I right?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Why? - I like it here.

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You heard me. I say-- I say... fuck you, you-you-you-- you--you-- you pussy ass motherfucker! You-- You dicksucker! Don't sugar coat it, Taj. Tell me how you really feel. Seven years.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Look at me. Pro.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's getting to be that time of the hour.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm an exchange student from Banglapur, India. Welcome. What can we do for you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Is Van here? - He don't wanna see you. - Excuse me? - Look. - Why don't you just leave him alone? - Home wrecker.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas.

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Most importantly, you saw potential... in me.

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So much sinew, I need a bigger pencil. 8:30 p.m. Yeah, that's fine.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, yeah. That's the shit. Guess what. I'm feeling a little cold sore coming on. Maybe we shouldn't do this for three to six weeks. Shut up, bitch, and give me some sugar.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Are we gonna reschedule or what?

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By the way, can you tell me if there'll be any international travel?

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I hate to break this to you, Ming, but you ain't Asian.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Man, you ever heard of Tiger Woods, bitch? You better get out of here before I hit you upside the head with a three iron. What's wrong with you? Enjoy yourself. - What's wrong, dog? - Nothing. I don't feel like partying.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm leaving. Then leave. But leave the honorable way.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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"Lite Beer vs. Dark-- The Showdown" by Darius Grayson. - Is that the same-- - Pulitzer-prize winning Darius Grayson. He was an alumnus of our journalism staff. He wrote his best stuff in detox. Still does, I'm told. I have got a very challenging assignment for you. A story that nobody's been able to get. - About what? - No, no. It's about whom.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let's see what the kid's made of.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder