But here's the thing, isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father... and then have consensual sex with their sister? I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. Baby, that's Empire. The point is, kids... they give us a chance to be better than we are.
Deadpool 2
1.2s
[SCREAMS]
Deadpool 2
1.2s
[MEN GROANING]
Deadpool 2
6.9s
Hey, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. I liked you better with your hair short. Think everyone did.
Deadpool 2
1.2s
[GRUNTS]
Deadpool 2
6s
A lot. And for the first time in a long while... I like me.
Deadpool 2
8.6s
Uh, Earl! [IN SLOW MOTION] He's gonna go straight to jail if we name him Earl. What about Bruce?
Deadpool 2
14.6s
I got one more idea. It's just a really bad one, even for me. Wade, what are you doing? All right. This is for all the marbles, kid! You're gonna kill someone today... Blessed are the wicked... ...then it's gotta be me.
Deadpool 2
28.4s
WEASEL: Meet... Domino. DEADPOOL: What's your shtick? I'm lucky. That's not a superpower. Yeah, it is. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. Really isn't. No, it isn't.Yes, it is. Told you. Get out of my head! I'm not in your head. I'm in an 11-year-old's bedroom. Well, if you're so lucky, then what are you doing here with us? I don't know yet. What's that supposed to mean? There's a reason why I'm here, and I'll know when I know. Everything usually just kind of works out for me. Like 2008 Ryan Reynolds.
Deadpool 2
10.4s
Once again, it all falls on my shoulders. It's why I'm cursed to be a solo act. Wander the Earth... I'm in. I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm in. How in the fuck are you in already?