COLOSSUS: Wade... Vanessa is gone. She's not coming back. This may not be family you want... but it's family you need. You have a good heart. It belongs here where it can grow. What did you say? About my heart?
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Bye, Wade! Now, some ground rules while under our roof. "Rule number one. No killing... "anyone ever, no matter how bad. "Rule two. Label everything in refrigerator." Wade? Wade? Don't try to chase me. Wade! I'm not ready to be touched again. All these old guys on the wall. Who lives here, Calista Flockhart?
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[TIMER DINGS]
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WADE: Your crazy matches my crazy. VANESSA: I will never, ever let our child be named Todd. WADE: Skee-Ball token. You're a lot smarter than I look.
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COLOSSUS: Wade.
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The fuck?
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We must talk. You need fresh start. [GROANS] Such a glare. It's like I'm on stage at the Gaiety. With training, you can be X-Man. You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Man material. Understatement of the year.
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[OBJECTS SHATTERING] Those were already damaged after they fell there! What am I supposed to do around here, anyway? Sit in a share circle, talk about my feelings? And how would I do that exactly? 'Cause where the fuck is everyone? It's always just you and Negasonic Teenage Longest Name Ever... Enough! [GASPS] I said no touching!
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[HORN BLARES]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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I'm okay. Thank God I didn't have to use the cream cheese spreader. [BOTH PANTING] [GASPS]
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Please. Please. Baby, I'm so sorry. No!
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I don't know who that is. DEADPOOL: You're hired. Lucky me. DEADPOOL: I like her!
