And I quote, "Looking for roommate, "blind to life's imperfections. "Must be good with hands." Or would you rather I build the IKEA, and you pay rent? Why such a douche this morning?
Deadpool
5.8s
Upside of being blind: I've never seen you in Crocs. You mean my big, rubber masturbating shoes? AL: Yes, I know.
Deadpool
5.3s
Let's recap. The cock thistle that turned me into this freak... slipped through my arms today...
Deadpool
3.3s
I wish I never heard of Craigslist.
Deadpool
2.5s
(GROANS) Ta... Da.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANS)
Deadpool
1.4s
Go on then.
Deadpool
1.7s
(MUMBLING CONTINUES)
Deadpool
1.2s
(WHIMPERS)
Deadpool
3.4s
(MUMBLING) Put her down over here.
Deadpool
11.9s
Wow. You're a talker too. You and Wade. I've been trying to tell you assholes, you've got the wrong girl. My old boyfriend, he's dead. See, I thought that too. But he keeps on coming back.
Deadpool
8.1s
And also, uh, there's about 116 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment... right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.
Deadpool
2s
Let's see how he fights with your head on the block.
