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Where else do you put one out? I was molested. Me too. Uncle. Uncles. They took turns.

Deadpool

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Hey. Hands off the merchandise.

Deadpool

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I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn. (LAUGHS)

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And what's more, give you abilities most men only dream of?

Deadpool

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How about now?

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This is taking unsportsmanlike conduct to a whole new level! (FRANCIS GROANS)

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(CONTINUES MOANING)

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If your left leg is Thanksgiving... and your right leg is Christmas... can I visit you between the holidays?

Deadpool

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Ow, ow. Wade'? Sorry. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. (LAUGHS)

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Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show.

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Where were you hiding that? Nowhere.

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Happy Lent.

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(CHUCKLES) on! That sweater is terrible. (LAUGHS) But red looks good on you. Red's your color. Brings out the bloodshot in your eyes.

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You love skee ball. Apparently more than you love vagina. That's a tough call. (SCOFFS) (STUTTERS) I just wanna get to know the real you, you know. Not the short-shorted, two-dimensional sex object peddled by Hollywood. VANESSA: Balls in holes. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) Balls in holes. Prepare to lose tragically. Bring it, big man. Okay.

Deadpool

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This had been the ultimate commercial break. (TOILET FLUSHING) (SIGHS)

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I love you.

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Empire.

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Look how happy you look here. Mind if I keep this? Put it up, so I can remember when you looked alive.

Deadpool