Blessed are the wicked... who are healed... by my hand.
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Say it. Say what you said every time you tortured me!
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COLOSSUS: [SCOFFS] That's how we do it in Mother Russia.
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Oh. Oh, this isn't Gilbert's. I am so sorry. I thought this was an anal-bleaching party. [GUNS FIRING] [GRUNTING]
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Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!
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[BELL CONTINUES RINGING]
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Bye, Wade!
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Because of you. No, Wade, because of you.
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[EXHALES]
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You're about to get dick-slapped.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[CHILDREN CHEERING]
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[RUSSELL GRUNTS] Hold on! Wait, wait, wait! Okay, let's not do whatever that is. Okay? Let's just talk! It's Russell, right? Firefist.Firefist. Ooh, that's a great name. Where does it burn? Just the fist, or all the way up to the elbow?
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DEADPOOL: Oh, my God. Did you feel that, too? Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.
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The name's Cable. I'm from the future. Just walk away. Oh! So, you're from the future. I have three questions then. One, is dubstep still a thing? Two, do people still homebrew? And three, does Dopinder ever find love?
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He dies tonight, Wade. You can't stop me! CABLE: He even runs like a fucking pervert. Like an online predator who lost his laptop.
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[GROANS] WADE: Is that a fanny pack? I used to have one of those in 1990-never.