Listen, Al... iflneversee you again, I want you to know that I love you very much.
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Wade...
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I tried to hold on tight, Mr. Pool... but Bandhu is more craftier and handsomer than me.
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I presume a crisp high five? For you? 10.
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(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A.)
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Uh... That was Bandhu in the trunk.
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Knock 'em dead, PoolBoy!
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He's super dead.
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What was that?
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Dopmden Hmm?
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(SIGHS LOUDLY) So, any luck winning Gita back?
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In exchange, I said that I would considerjoining his boy band. It's not boy band. Sure it's not.
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WADE: And that is why, in my opinion... the movie Cocoon is pure pornography.
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I'm gonna wait out here, okay? It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.
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He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back.