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ANNOUNCER: You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes.
Deadpool
Ah, you weak motherfucker!
Deadpool
Especially from this angle.
Deadpool
I knew it was you.
Deadpool
Or as I like to call her, Irony. Better find her fast before numbnuts does. How do you know she's in here? Because I'm constantly stalking that fox.
Deadpool
Come on, get it together. This isn't about me, this is about Vanessa.
Deadpool
Wade, we have a fucking problem. And by "we," I mean "you."
Deadpool
Uh, maybe not start with that. (TRAP MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
(MUSIC FADES IN) (MEN CHEERING)
Deadpool
Ah, I can't believe I'm doing this.
Deadpool
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
Deadpool
They say one month's salary. So, uh... You mean? I do. That's my line.
Deadpool
You're supposed to... So that's a... Yes! Whoo!
Deadpool
I feel just like a little girl.
Deadpool
