Fine! I only have 12 bullets... so you're gonna have to share! Let's count them down.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GUN FIRING)
Deadpool
1.5s
He wore the brown pants.
Deadpool
1.3s
This guy's got the right idea.
Deadpool
4.2s
You may be wondering, "Why the red suit?" Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed.
Deadpool
2.6s
Really? Rolling up the sleeves?
Deadpool
2.3s
(GRUNTS) (GUN CLICKING)
Deadpool
1.2s
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Deadpool
1.2s
You're not Francis.
Deadpool
2.4s
(GUN COCKS) Oh!
Deadpool
1.9s
Motherfucker!
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANING)
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANS)
Deadpool
11.1s
You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier. P.S. I'm keeping your wallet. You did kinda give it to me. Okay, just look, man, can I have my Sam's card... I will shoot your fucking cat!
Deadpool
10.1s
Because she knows you. Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And little Meghan, she's not made of money, but lucky for her... I got a soft spot.
Deadpool
11.7s
Threats hurt, Jer. Though not nearly as badly as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool? Yes, sir. Then we're done.
Deadpool
7.2s
I'm here for you. On. (CHUCKLES) Okay, wow, dodged a big-time bullet onthatone. Not out of the woods yet. (GROANS)
Deadpool
2.6s
I don't really know what that means. I don't have a cat.
