Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool? Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks... six days and, oh... 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.
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(MUMBLING) (GRUNTS) Yeah, little help.
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Site's heart has been stolen by my cousin Bandhu.
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(GUN FIRING)
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Thank you so much.
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I put all my money on you and now... ljustreahzed I'm never gonna win the, uh... Dead pool.
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No, just... Just Deadpool, yeah. Just Deadpool.
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DOPINDER: Smells good, no? Not the Daffodil Daydream. The girl. Ah, yes. Gita. Hmm. She is quite lovely.
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(WIND WHOOSHING)
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(GRUNTS) Okay.
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That won't do.
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Are you sure?
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We will make an X-Man of you yet, Wade. For a second there, it felt like we were three mini-lion robots... coming together to form one super robot.
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Residents are advised to remain in their homes. The assailant appears to be armed, dangerous, and wearing... a red suit. A red suit.
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You ate breakfast, yes? Breakfast is most important meal of day.