(PEOPLE CLAMORING) MAN: Get out of the way! (INDISTINCT SHOUTING AND SCREAMING)
Deadpool
3.8s
A multi-car collision turned shots fired on the crosstown expressway this morning.
Deadpool
4s
DeadpooL Negasonic! Come, we have mission.
Deadpool
3s
WADE: Hey! Whoo! (GUNS FIRING) (WOMAN SCREAMS)
Deadpool
2s
Where the fuck is Francis?
Deadpool
2.5s
Come on, Wade, it can't be that bad.
Deadpool
10.2s
(STUTTERS) Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like? Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss. Okay, enough. I can go all day, Dopinder. The point is, it's bad! Hmm, it's bad.
Deadpool
9.4s
...tight! Ah. And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it? Yeah. Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.
Deadpool
5.9s
When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream. (DOPINDER GRUNTS) So you gotta hold onto love...
Deadpool
3.2s
(CONTINUES GRUNTING) Excuse me. Whoo!
Deadpool
3.8s
He is as dishonorable as he is attractive.
Deadpool
1.4s
Hmm, nice.
Deadpool
2.4s
Kinda lonesome back here.
Deadpool
2s
To you, Mr. Pool.
Deadpool
10.4s
Dopinder, I'm starting to think there's a reason I'm in this cab today. Yeah, sir, you called for it, remember? No, my slender brown friend. Love is a beautiful thing.
