Ha. You belong here at home. Surrounded by your Voltron and your Bernadette, and your me.
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2.1s
Well, maybe not the most.
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1.3s
Wade.
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13.7s
And when life ends up breathtakingly fucked... you can generally trace it back to one big, bad decision. The one that sent you down the road to Shitsburgh. This? Well, this was mine.
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That guy was already up there when I got here. Wade, you are better than this.
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3.4s
So I can do right by someone else. Of course.
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4.8s
That does it! (METAL CLAN KS) Oh!
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3.4s
Besides... Nobody's getting hurt.
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1.2s
(TRUCK HORN HONKS)
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6.4s
Nothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else's. You finally hit "fuck it."
Deadpool
4s
Oral fixation or just a big Stallone fan? (MUFFLED GROAN)