All you need now is a suit and a nickname... like Wade the Wisecracker... or Scaredevil, Mr. Neverdie.
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Ideally, for others' sake. That'll do.
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AL: Seltzer water and lemon for blood.
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WADE: Where's Francis?
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(CLAMORING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Some kinds of anger can't be managed... like the kind where your year-long plan ends with the wrong guy getting dismembered!
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WADE: Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind.
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(GROANS) Sorry about bleeding in all your garbage.
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And I think she's in love with me.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s. (METAL CLAN KS)
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Bernadette is not going anywhere, because you're not going anywhere. Drink. You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without.
