Oh. Wow! Cool your pits. They're growing back. I'm talking about your face. I've never seen you without your mask before. Jesus Christ! Looks like an avocado. DOMINO: Your legs, though, they're cute. You wanna borrow a pair of pants?
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That's unfortunate.
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Now, go.
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I never should've left you in that prison.
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[DEADPOOL GROANS]
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VANESSA: Your F-word.
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[GRUNTS] [GROANS]
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There's one bullet left in that gun. Wait, wait, wait! Please, just give me a second! I got this. Russell! Stay back! Go home, Wade! Let's talk. It doesn't have to go this way! That piece of shit... he deserves to die for what he did to you. He hurt you badly. Makes you wanna hurt others. But if you kill him, he wins. You become everything he says you are, but worse. You're just a kid. You don't wanna hurt anyone. How do you know what I want? Because I've been inside you. That came out wrong. I've been inside your shoes. Which is also off-putting. It's not a great analogy. The point is... there are people... There are people in this fucking world... besides him, who will treat you right. It isn't too late. Don't do it.
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DOMINO: You're doing great.
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[SCREAMING] [WOOD CHIPPER WHIRRING] [GASPS]Oh!
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He wasn't too happy about that.
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[GUNSHOT] And give me back my Skee-Ball token.
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Russell! You don't need to do this! Let's talk! Why are you dressed like the Unabomber? [YELLING]
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My name's Rusty, but I go by Shatterstar. BOTH: That's good, yeah. "Rusty" is terrible.Toughie. So, uh, where are you from? The planet Mojo World. So you're an alien, I guess. Bad name. How does that, uh, help us? I'm basically better than you at everything. Just once, I'm gonna find a planet of people that are worse than me at everything. A whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna be their Superman. Isn't that Canada? You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
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[SCREAMING]
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Got 'em. God, Russell. I have a mission. To get my revenge. I'm going to burn that headmaster alive. You're not the revenge type. Take it from a friend. Friend? You were sick, and I protected you. You said it yourself. "I'm not your friend. Find someone stronger." So I did. [GRUNTS] Russell, I couldn't protect you back then. But I can now. What do you want me to say, huh? "I care about you"? 'Cause goddamn it, I care about you, Russell. What's Juggernaut got that I don't have? Don't you say legs! I know you're gonna say legs! Legs! Still hurts to hear out loud!
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MAN: Hey! Asshole! DOMINO: Where is he? I can't see him. DEADPOOL: He's on top of you. He's tearing you open! He's going in through the back! Oh, God, he's inside! You hear yourself, right? DEADPOOL: Accidental double entendres! Russell! Russell Collins! DEADPOOL: Hands off that kid, John Connor!