There's nothing I can't kill. Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say... "There's a first time for everything, son." Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy.
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What is that? That's not a real rope! You get back here, young man! [SIRENS WAILING]
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[CHILD SINGING]
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My people.
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You time-sliding son of a bitch! You did this for me? Wait. You can't go back. You used the last of your fuel. What about your girl, your wife? Now, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while... and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. No. You did it for me. No, I didn't. You did. I really didn't. Pretty sure you did. No, I'm positive I didn't. Fine. All right, let's flip a coin. Okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me. I'm not even gonna look, because you did it for me. Say it again. He did it for me. CABLE: Jesus. We must get the collar off. Forget it. It's no use. These collars don't just come off. Wade. I have an idea. No, no, no! Let's not do that. Please! I'd rather die of cancer. Let's just... Oh, God! They do say the pen is grosser than the sword. [COLLAR BUZZING] RUSSELL: We need the code. Try, uh, seven? DEADPOOL: Settle down, Captain Lucky. It's not gonna be one number. Oh, God, that's lazy writing.
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Kiss me like you miss me, Red. Well, come here. Don't fuck Elvis. Ooh, too late. I'm sorry?
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God, you're a douche. Bye, Wade! Bye, Yukio! [WE BELONGPLAYING]
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[IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME PLAYING]
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[GASPING]
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Huh?
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[SCREAMING]
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[GRUNTS] I should have left you in the self-pitying mess I found you in. But this is what friends do. They show up! Not when convenient or easy. When hard, and you always make it hard. [BREATHING HEAVILY] You are unwell. I'm sticking my neck out bringing you here. [STRAINING] Wait. One of the assholes who killed Vanessa got away.
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Russ, where are ya?
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[GRUNTS]
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[GASPS]
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Ah, there they are. Look at these gorgeous sons of bitches. [BLOWS KISS] Oh, yeah! That's right, Bedlam!
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My whole life. I've been waiting for someone to come and save me.