I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn. (LAUGHS)
Deadpool
6.9s
Where else do you put one out? I was molested. Me too. Uncle. Uncles. They took turns.
Deadpool
9.2s
I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet... which also happens to be my... Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box. (GASPS) You had a dishwasher.
Deadpool
10.7s
Hey, what can I get for, uh, $275 and a... a Yogurtland rewards card? Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want.
Deadpool
2.2s
Did she just put a gift card in your mouth?
Deadpool
3.6s
Hopefully you, later tonight?
Deadpool
1.7s
You said whatever I want.
Deadpool
1.9s
And a low-fat dessert.
Deadpool
3.2s
(GROANS) No. No. No.
Deadpool
4.7s
WADE: I think we can all agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way.
Deadpool
4.1s
I'm actually quite jealous. Yeah, but this ain't a life worth living, is it?
