[LAUGHING] [JACK BENNY SCATTING ON RADIO] [COMEDY SERIES PLAYING ON RADIO] THUG: [ON RADIO] Hey, bud. Bud. JACK: Huh? THUG: Got a match? JACK: Match? Yes, I have one right here. THUG: Don't make a move. This is a stick-up. JACK: What? THUG: You heard me. JACK: Mister, Mister, put down that gun. THUG: Shut up. Now, come on. Your money or your life? [SNIFFS] [AUDIENCE LAUGHING ON RADIO]
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BLIND AL: I heard the news, sweetie. I'm very sorry. I am. What am I gonna do, Al? Probably something terrible.
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And you're absolutely right.
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Kubler-Ross.Yeah. According to the Kubler-Ross model... denial is just one of the five stages of grief. Jesus Christ, Buck! No more speaking lines for you.
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Wade? I'm right here, Althea. And that is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
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[SIGHS IN RELIEF]
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I can't believe he's still alive. I can't believe you left the house in that shirt.
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DEADPOOL: Precious, aren't they?
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The hell you doin' here? Don't you know how to knock? I thought you saw me... with your ears. You're lucky I didn't shoot you in the... The wall? The refrigerator? I'm in so much pain.
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[COUGHS] I'm about to do something terrible.
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[BLUES ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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Okay, I'm fine. I'm fine. You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? Fucked up, insecure, needy, and emotional. According to the...
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She's gone. BLIND AL: Sweetheart, can you speak up? It's a little hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth. Now, look, sugar. You need to just keep living. Thank you... Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure. Listen to the pain. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Sometimes, it's so bad, we feel like we're dying. But we can't really live till we've died a little, can we? Wade?
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I fucking did this. And all I wanna do is grab her and see her and tell her that I'm sorry, and I can't.
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Knowing you. It was my fault.
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You're broken. DEADPOOL: Oh, God. I know that voice.
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There will be no need for that here. There's no locks on our doors, no bars on our windows.
