Looking good, Francis. Well rested. Like you've been pitching, not catching.
Deadpool
5s
This is taking unsportsmanlike conduct to a whole new level! (FRANCIS GROANS)
Deadpool
3.7s
Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show.
Deadpool
6.9s
Ha. You belong here at home. Surrounded by your Voltron and your Bernadette, and your me.
Deadpool
9.3s
Bernadette is not going anywhere, because you're not going anywhere. Drink. You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without.
Deadpool
2.1s
Well, maybe not the most.
Deadpool
5.4s
Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s. (METAL CLAN KS)
Deadpool
12.8s
FRANCIS: Well, hello, gorgeous. WADE: Yeah, like I got bit by a radioactive Shar-Pei. Yeah. And whose fault is that, huh, Francis? Yeah, time to undo what you did to this butterface. Please, you should thank me. Apparently, I made you immortal.
Deadpool
7.9s
At least now I'm gonna win the dead pool. Now that you're gonna die tragically of cancer. I got it, Weas. Thanks. Oh.
Deadpool
5.7s
Look how happy you look here. Mind if I keep this? Put it up, so I can remember when you looked alive.
Deadpool
5.9s
Chechnya. Isn't that where you go to get cancer? You got China and Central Mexico.