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This isn't really the place to do something like that.
Deadpool
He's all yours. Oh, come on.
Deadpool
Hey, is Ajax your actual name? Becauseitsounds suspiciously made up. What is it, really? Kevin? Bruce? Scott? Mitch? The Rickster?
Deadpool
Okay. Here we go.
Deadpool
DOPMDER: Leave a message and have a happy day. God damn it! I'm gonna do this the old fashioned way... with two swords and maximum effort.
Deadpool
Where the fuck is Francis?
Deadpool
Hey, hey, hey. It's all right, it's all right.
Deadpool
It's important not to do anything rash.
Deadpool
Ah, and I share that home with someone you've met, the old blind lady from the laundromat, Al.
Deadpool
We'd appreciate your patience.
Deadpool
Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix and, oh... Bad guys to kill. (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
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(MUMBLING) Put her down over here.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SONG PLAYING IN HINDI)
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Let's recap. The cock thistle that turned me into this freak... slipped through my arms today...
Deadpool
No. Receiving a Dutch oven from Meredith Baxter-Birney.
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