It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.9s
Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? I never will.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.9s
-Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. We could still sing it if you want, Dad. -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6s
[Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4s
[Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, and they'll reveal themselves.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.3s
What's happening?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
27.2s
[dad] See, this is good right here. This is natural. [straining] No, you're allowed to blink. It's just eye contact. -Look at Monch. -[moans] That's the spirit right there, huh? Katie, it seems like you're not taking this seriously. [exaggerated straining] What makes you say that? -[chuckling] -[spluttering] Guys… Everyone, focus. Now that we're all really comfortable, I can't wait for you to see my new movie. -Mm-hmm. -I think it might be a masterpiece. [upbeat electronic music playing] [voices cheering]
Mom, you're hugging too tight. You love it. You love it! [chuckles] I do love it.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.8s
[Mitchells laughing] Don't laugh. You're supposed to be sad.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.4s
Do you remember how a moose says I love you?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.6s
[inspirational music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.6s
[sniffles, clears throat]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.3s
[excited grunt]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
13.1s
Am I doing this right? Should I update my software? Just hit "enter"! Hit "enter"! [screams] I accidentally ordered 12 Swiffers on Amazon! What did I-- [sobbing] [grunting] [screams]