Play it safe? When Rick Mitchell brought a live, non-neutered feral possum into our home, did he play it safe? No. He named him Gus, and made him a member of the family, and we all got rabies that one time.
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1.1s
No way.
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4s
And when they get there, we'll be ready.
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3.1s
[Katie grunts, shudders]
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8.7s
-Thank you. -Gracias. -Merci. -Danke. [speaking various languages simultaneously] [in English] Capturing the fleshlings since 2020.
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2.9s
Mom, Mom, help! [sobbing] Please.
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6.2s
Okay, come on. Hurry up in there, little buddy. [Aaron] Every time you knock, it adds five minutes. -Come on. End of the world. -Sorry.
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4.3s
Watch what happens when I turn off the Wi-Fi.
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2.5s
[Linda and Rick yell]
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3.4s
[Pal laughing] [Pal] Look at your face.
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16.4s
-How you doing, Aaron? -Not good. There's a pack of wild vacuums. We have been summoned into the field of battle. Forward. Oh no. Ouch. Ouch. The pain. Ouch. This is humiliating. [chuckles] Never mind. How am I supposed to use a fishing rod? A fishing rod is perfect!
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6.7s
[robot] What a suck-up. [mocking] "Yes, my queen." "Whatever you want." [mock babbling]
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4.7s
Oh, gotta go. Pal Labs is about to make a huge announcement. Oh yeah. Definitely. I'll check it out too.
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4.6s
What? What's a Furby? [grunts, laughs]
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9.2s
Mitchell family on three. -Three. -Mitchell family! -No, no. -Two. -You said "three." You have to count up. -One! Mitchell family! Fam… fam… family. Am I too late?
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1.7s
That's all I ever wanted.
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8.6s
How could I forget my anniversary present? Or my sweet 16 gift. Or what the tooth fairy left under my pillow. Then barricade away.
