Pulling a visual now. Ha! I told you humans would survive. We're fierce, brave, powerful, from the lowliest child to the most-- Oh! Why? Zebulon, scan those people for flaws. -Cowardly. -Weaker than a small bird. -[overlapping robot chatter] -[buzzer blaring] Just because they're not perfect doesn't mean they can't get better. -Incapable of change. -Will never get better. -No matter what. -They're horrible. Since you believe in that family so much, I'll save a seat for them in the pod next to you.
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[man] Don't resist? [Rick] I'm taking the phone. Dad, calm down. But you're leaving for school. I just wanna talk to you. Every kid leaves home. It's not the end of the world. -[explosive boom] -[people grunt]
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I just wanna get my future back and get away forever. We're getting out of this. Raptor bash. [snarls]
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Thanks, guys. Nice work. Thank you, Mother. We are now your beautiful baby boys.
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But now that I'm leaving, I… I just need some backup.
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[coughs] I'm sorry. [grunts]
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[tense music playing]
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What?
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See, this isn't so bad, huh? You know, the Poseys are on vacation right now, and look how happy they are. Family yoga break. [all laughing] Why are you obsessed with the Poseys? They're just our neighbors. They're just so perfect. I mean, even their dog is in better shape than ours. [grunting] What are they feeding that thing? Other dogs? -[whimpers] -Lin, don't worry about them. Look at them. They're jealous of us. Right, Katie? [laughs] I see you moping back there, but what at your college -could be better than this? -[cell phone buzzes] We set up a Slip 'N Slide in the dorms. It's amazing. This is the best day of my life! I'm making lifelong bonds! [laughter, cheering] [groaning] I'm missing everything. Oh, come on, hon. Your father is trying. Let's meet him halfway here, huh? What do you say? That's the law. Mom law, 'cause I'm the sheriff. [chuckles] All right, I'll try.
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[Katie] Dad, this place has literally zero stars on Yelp. It says, "Do not eat here ever." [laughs] What, are we gonna let an app tell us how to-- [all retching]
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I go there and find Katie's video on YubTub? YouTube. Wow.