[groans quietly] These should all have feathers, right?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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[electrical humming]
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[beeping]
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Glad those robots are gone. Now it's just us humans, with our very human faces. All right, I just turned the corner. I like these guys. Yes, my human guy name is Eric. My name is also Eric. No, I mean Deborahbot 5000. Idiot. Hey, y… you guys said my plan would actually work. How, exactly? Tell us now. [both] Okay. We have the kill code stored in our memory, but to enact it, you would have to embark on a perilous journey all the way to the Pal Labs campus in Silicon Valley, surrounded by a robot army, and enter it into our great and powerful leader to destroy her. But you would never survive-- Actually, you could stop us quite easily. You could enter the kill code remotely at any Pal Labs retail store. There's one at the Mall of the Globe, a nearby shopping center. But it's super far away. You'll never make-- -It's 80 miles away. -What are you doing to me right now? -[gasps] -Did I not do good? Oh my gosh. That is so close. We could get our lives back.
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[somber music playing]
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[all panting]
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[Katie] Sorry, Mom and Dad. Your insurance premiums are going up!
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[robot] Great leader, things with the Mitchell family went poorly. -[groans] -[static crackles]
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Don't hide your feelings, man. That's no way to live.
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And… and sometimes you have to eat disgusting cupcakes shaped like your own face, but it's worth it to see your mom smile.
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[low electronic whirring]
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And when I look for you, you're not there.
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[retching to rhythm of music]
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[all scream] [somber music playing]
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Stickers for everyone! -Bloop, blop, bloop, ba-boop. -[all chuckling]
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[Katie over video] Dog Cop, you've done it again. [Mark laughing] Katie Mitchell presents… Good Cop, Dog Cop. H… hey there. How'd you get that video? Huh? Oh. I've been feeling kind of down lately, considering I brought about the end of humanity, but these weird girl's videos always cheer me up. My daughter's that weird girl. What? No way. She's hilarious. These movies are, like, amazing. [siren wailing] [Katie] I may be sweating like a dog, but I'm not rolling over!