We just gave your smartphone arms and legs. This is the next generation of Pal technology. [Katie] Oh! -Whoa. -Aaron, do you have a credit card? I'm a child. Now, watch this. Pal Max, I order you to clean this mess and make me breakfast. [robots] Okay.
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[Mark] …or your pocket. That's why we created Pal, the world's first smart personal assistant. We wanted her to be a new member of your family. A smarter one. [chuckles] -[laughter] -[phone chimes] I'll always be there for you, Mark. Thanks, Pal. [crowd] Aw. And after all those years, she is completely obsolete! -[laughter] -Boom! -It is time to move on. -[audience cheering] 'Cause your digital assistant just got an upgrade. -Meet Pal Max… -[electronic music playing] …the newest member of the Pal Labs family.
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["Every Day's the Weekend" by Alex Lahey playing]
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Aaron, you too? Well, I thought it could be cool to hang out one last time. I… I… I don't know. Well… [groans, splutters] -But-- -We called the school. You can miss orientation week. No problem. But it… it is a problem. I've got all these friends to meet. There's this really cool girl, Jade, and we… we just like all the same stuff. And it's like everyone at this school just gets me. There's a mixer, Dad. A mixer! What about hanging out with your family, alone, for hours in a car? You and me!
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[sighs] Maybe.
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[whooshing]
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Yeah. She is… amazing.
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Oh, it was his pride and joy.
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You what? Don't freak out. I know you're excited. We are gonna drive you to school on a cross-country road trip as a family. Why not pull up to school in old Iron Eagle here? It's got character, class, and some green ooze we can learn about together. And it comes with one coupon for a father-daughter stick shift lesson. [laughing] Right? -Yeah! -Uh, Mom? Well, your father kind of went rogue on this one a little bit.
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I'm Abbey, your neighbor from home.
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[all grunt] Butterfly formation. [all grunting]
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[mechanical whirring]
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Come on, buddy. Follow me.
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[distorted gasp]
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Try this instead.
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Alone. So, are you ready for your flight? -[Mark] What do you mean? -[Pal] You haven't figured it out yet? Just do like you always do, and stare slack-jawed at the screen.