[grunting softly] What? What's the face? Uh, well, I just wonder, do you really think you can make a living with this stuff? Dad, can you finish watching it, at least? [dad] I will, but I just worry that you're gonna be all the way in California and, you know, we're not gonna be able to help you, -you know, if things don't… -[thumping] …pan out. Lin, why are you kicking me? I don't understand. Are you… [sighs] Do you just think I'm gonna fail? Uh, I never-- Uh, uh… Lin, help. -[timer dings] -Whoops, looks like the cookies are ready. Who wants delicious cookies instead of talking about this? Oh, it's just-- Failure hurts, kid. I want you to have a backup plan. Why do you always have to do this? Ugh. Okay, you know what? -I… I'm just gonna-- -No, look, I'll watch it. Dad, it's too late. -I wanna watch it. You're not letting me-- -Let me just-- -Why are you making a big deal of this? -Dad, let go!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
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[Linda] So, all those people are going to be shot into space by Pal, the cell phone lady? Who would have thought a tech company wouldn't have our best interest at heart? -[Monchi whimpering] -Ah, Monchi, don't be scared. Why are you clutching that large feral hog like it's a child? That's not a feral hog. It's Monchi. What? Is that a dog or-- [Eric] Dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Pig? Dog? Dog? Loaf of bread. System error.
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3.5s
One last-- [clears throat] Something to remember the place by.
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1.1s
[sighs]
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8.5s
Sometimes you have to give your dad the benefit of the doubt, even if all he wants to do is talk about pine cones and screwdrivers.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.5s
Uh, Dad, how we doing on finding that bathroom?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
11.9s
How's it looking, Pal? Sixty seconds until the big reveal. Stock price is up, and your rivals are worried. [chuckles] I hacked into their private e-mails. Wait, their private e-mails? That's a dangerous overreach of corporate power.
-[panting] -[distant whooshing] -Uh, Mom, what is that? -Oh, so great!
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21.6s
I always felt that way, too, Mark. Whatever happens out there, I will never forget you, Pal. [Emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Bowman! Wish me luck. -[whooping] -[cheering, applause] [excited shouting] At Pal Labs, we're all about connecting you to the people you love, whether it's in your home, your car… [car] Hello, Mark.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.5s
Yeah. She is… amazing.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.4s
We need weapons. Grab anything without a chip.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.2s
It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.7s
[heavy thumping]
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Aaron, you too? Well, I thought it could be cool to hang out one last time. I… I… I don't know. Well… [groans, splutters] -But-- -We called the school. You can miss orientation week. No problem. But it… it is a problem. I've got all these friends to meet. There's this really cool girl, Jade, and we… we just like all the same stuff. And it's like everyone at this school just gets me. There's a mixer, Dad. A mixer! What about hanging out with your family, alone, for hours in a car? You and me!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.9s
Hey, man, it's just a movie. Do you need a minute or… No, it's fine.