Behold, the ma-- [yells] He licked my mouth again! -[Katie] Dad, can you check the trunk? -Yeah, sure, what-- Ah, nasty!
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[rapid beeping] [Rick and Katie exclaiming, laughing] [action music playing] [Rick] Come on, hide.
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Grab the lights.
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What are these? Robots? Greetings, humans. There appears to be 14 of you. Doesn't seem good that they're counting us, right?
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[strained grunting]
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The Poseys?
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Ugh, I wish I could be there. I don't know. These things are never that exciting. [Emcee] Are you ready for the most exciting night of all time? [dance music playing] [excited chatter] ♪ I can feel it Goin' to my head ♪ ♪ Keep me up I can sleep when I'm dead… ♪ [Mark] Oh! Whoa! Yes! Getting pumped up! [whoops]
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[oohing] [robot] Removing meaningless garbage.
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-Oh boy. I'm just-- -[entry bell jingles] No way.
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[robotic voice] Magnetic link activated.
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Do you want some fruit snacks or something? -I don't know. -Here, can you hold this?
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Okay, the first thing is, you're gonna have to hand over your devices. -Right here. -This doesn't seem-- -I'm not sure… -It's gonna be fine. I'll give 'em right back. I'm just gonna turn them off permanently! -[gasps] -[laughing] -What? Dad! -This is necessary so they can't track us. [laughing] Trust me, this is causing me no joy! Ha ha! This hurts me more than it hurts you! And, as promised, your phones. Thank you, Father. Next, did everyone bring your personalized number 3 Robertson head non-slip screwdriver?
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But I think maybe in the sequel, Sarge should tell Dog Cop he's always… He's always gonna be there to back her up.
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Since I met him, that was his dream, to live in the woods. [sighs] He loved it up there.
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This is totally unrelated. [retching] This is totally unrel-- -[horns honking] -Ugh, stupid traffic. -You know what this calls for? -[Katie sighs] Please don't say the-- The Rick Mitchell Special, baby! [laughs] This is illegal! It's not illegal if you're good at it. -[all screaming] -[horn drones] If you think about it, I was helping the flow of traffic. [chuckles] What… what are you writing down?
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Oh man.
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Here, I was gonna give this to you when you left, but-- Check the first page there. [Katie] Whoa. Look at you two. You look like hipsters. Were you in an indie folk band? [chuckles] Oh, your father used to be kind of an artist himself. He built that whole cabin with his own hands. Oh, this is, like, super beautiful.