Why did he just give up? -[yawning] Mom, what is that? -Huh? What the-- [tires screech] -[gasping] -What?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
18s
[clears throat] [Katie] Sarge, I'm struggling, and I need some backup here. -Sorry, Dog Cop. I'm a little ocupado. -Seriously? Have you ever thought about throwing your dreams away and living at home forever? Wow, the Sarge character is kind of a jerk. [Katie] It's time for me to go. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
27.4s
But now we're immunized, and we're stronger for it. Okay, I see what you're doing. When we went hiking and halfway up the mountain, it said "trail closed." Did we play it safe then? No. [chuckles] -We didn't. -That's right. We forged ahead, through the mud and grime, got to the top of the mountain, and yelled, "Kings of Michigan!" Then it got dark, we got lost, and we burned our clothes for warmth, but it was worth it to see the looks on our neighbors' faces when we burst into their backyard naked and covered in dirt. I love that.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
23s
[Linda] Oh, let's have a sing-along. I'll go first. ♪ Crushing robots with my family ♪ [imitating guitar riff] ♪ Never seen such brutality ♪ [imitating guitar riff] [laughs] I just made that up. Somebody give me a Grammy for Greatest Singer Alive. [inspirational music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.3s
Uh, uh, no! I hate dinosaurs, and I hate you! Bye forever! [grunts, groans]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.1s
[Linda] You ready, hon? [Rick sighs] [Rick] Almost.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.9s
[ethereal music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.2s
[Katie] Hey, come on.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.5s
[all laughing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.4s
Hang on, Monch!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.8s
[whooshing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.5s
[engine starts]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
16.7s
[Rick yells] Keep it in fourth. -I could learn later. -Too late. You said you're interested. [Rick] Hit the clutch. Shift gears. Which is much smoother when you're in midair. Eric, Deborahbot, get those robots! [both] Okay. -I found one. -Me too. -Yay! -We win! -The other ones! -Oh, right, right.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
13.9s
Dog shield, activate! [panting] Is that a dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Dog? Dog? Dog? Loaf of bread. System error. [spluttering] Dog-- Pig-- Bread-- Loaf-- [laughs] Oh. [gasps]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.9s
Remember when I made that wild game snare in the front yard?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.8s
Hey, be gentle. This is a $1,000 hoodie. Wh… what is this?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.7s
Across the stream and down the river. There you go. You're getting it. Aaron, I'm gonna make it up to all of you.