It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.9s
Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? I never will.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.9s
-Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. We could still sing it if you want, Dad. -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6s
[Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4s
[Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, and they'll reveal themselves.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.3s
What's happening?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
27.2s
[dad] See, this is good right here. This is natural. [straining] No, you're allowed to blink. It's just eye contact. -Look at Monch. -[moans] That's the spirit right there, huh? Katie, it seems like you're not taking this seriously. [exaggerated straining] What makes you say that? -[chuckling] -[spluttering] Guys… Everyone, focus. Now that we're all really comfortable, I can't wait for you to see my new movie. -Mm-hmm. -I think it might be a masterpiece. [upbeat electronic music playing] [voices cheering]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.2s
Let's, uh, just, uh, put a pin in that one. Hey, can we get a picture here or what? We're making memories here, baby.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.5s
Oh no.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.3s
-[water running] -[Katie imitating drumbeat]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.4s
[Katie] After all these years, I'm finally gonna meet my people.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.8s
Why is he like this?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.9s
Brother, what is death? [somber music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.7s
[Katie coughing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2s
-Mwah. -Aah! Dang it!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
8.2s
Um, sure, I'll talk about dinosaurs. I like your shirt, but I wish that T-Rex had feathers on it to make it more -scientifically accurate. -Scientifically accurate.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.7s
[electrical crackling] [explosive whooshing] [epic music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.9s
What? You guys are jealous of us? You're so brave and so authentic.