What are these? Robots? Greetings, humans. There appears to be 14 of you. Doesn't seem good that they're counting us, right?
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We have food and entertainment for you to enjoy in our Human Fun Pods.
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1.9s
I'm Abbey, your neighbor from home.
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2s
Sorry. I'm super into dinosaurs.
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[distorted gasp]
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17.6s
-Get down! -Stay low and file up. -[woman screaming] -All right, everyone, get to the car. -I don't think so. -What do you want us to do? -I don't know why we're yelling. -[Linda] Guys, stop. What would a functional family do right now? [Hailey] We've trained for this. Jim, you go high, I'll go low. Ready? [all] I love you all so much.
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8s
[clears throat] Wish we didn't have to go, but, uh… Good luck, uh, finding your people.
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[inspirational music playing]
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2.4s
Just press 'em all at once! [grunting]
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12.6s
I got you! [whimpers] -[Aaron] Mom! -My sweet boy! -[Aaron] No! -[Katie] Mom! -This is just like in a movie. -[whirs, whooshes] [Katie] Oh! Wrong movie! Terrible choice! Hey there. [chuckles nervously, screaming]
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12.2s
[man screams] So, we just do that, right? Just like they did. -Uh… -[Aaron] I love you all so much. [Rick] This feels very normal. -I really like you… you all. -I love you. Go, go, go, go, go! [all grunting]
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7.1s
[Katie] Maybe this would be less horrifying with a cat filter. [high-pitched meowing] No, still bad. [action music playing]
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6.6s
Monchi, come. Monchi? No, not shake! Monchi, come! Don't roll over! Why aren't you normal?!
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2.3s
[Jim] Ha! Family first!
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1.7s
Hide. Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.
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1.5s
Oh, look at that.
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5.7s
[coughs] That wasn't like Photoshop. -Where's Monchi? -[panting] No, Monchi, come. Monchi, come.
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5s
Butterfly formation! Now! No. Honey-- [whimpers] -Oh, no, no, no! [yells] -[groans]