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I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night. My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.
Ted
TED: Yeah, see, there's the guy.
Ted
He's a bear. Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge! I know. Try not to get lost. Come on in.
Ted
Back off, Susan Boyle!
Ted
You know, your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was.
Ted
This song is so great. Oh, yeah. Chris Brown can do no wrong.
Ted
Oh, I'm all right. I'm just getting used to things, that's all.
Ted
You can do any '90s song with just vowels. (SINGING)
Ted
Yes. But that doesn't mean we can't hang out. We'll hang out all the time.
Ted
