John! May I speak with you, please? Shit. It's all right, go, go, go. I'll pull out of here. Hi, Thomas, how are you?
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Lori, get the stuffing. Get it all.
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Lori's a senior VP at a big, huge PR firm. It's not that big of a deal. Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk.
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Oh, man!
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John, it's almost 10:00.
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I don't know if I can drive!
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I am so fake-happy for her.
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And I want you to know that, after last night I don't ever want to lose anyone who matters to me ever again. I'm not going to wait any longer for my life to start.
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Well, here I am. You mean, we get to be best friends for real? For real. Forever and ever?
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I love you.
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Yeah. I did wish for it.
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(MOUTHING) Hi. Tom Skerritt.
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(COUGHS)
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NARRATOR: Well, it wasn't long before the story of John's little miracle was sweeping the nation. Out of a Boston suburb comes what is, without a doubt, the most incredible story... A young boy's stuffed animal has magically come to life for, as yet, unknown reasons... Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did!
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And he knew that if he ever found that friend, he would never let him go.
