Ted, you've arrived at a lucky time. It's almost Robert's play hour. Yeah, I'm guessing you guys don't have a PS3. I'm guessing you're more of a "wooden horse with a wig" kind of family.
Ted
9.2s
What the hell? Hey, man, you think you can open more than one register? There's, like, 1,000 people here. There's supposed to be three registers open. For God's sakes.
Ted
2.3s
John, wait. Listen.
Ted
15.4s
Lori, the worst that can happen is that you go on a fun, casual date with a guy who just wants a chance to prove that he can be something more than a jerk. Plus, you are a huge catch. And it's about time someone treated you that way.
Ted
3.2s
I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car and for showing up late today, all right?
Ted
1.2s
Huh.
Ted
1.2s
Lori, I...
Ted
1.2s
Fuck, man!
Ted
9.3s
(SCOFFS) Listen to yourself. What am I? Emperor Ming, here, controlling your mind? That's your choice, John. And by blaming me, you, you're just making yourself look like a pussy.
Ted
10.1s
Come on. She'll go home, she'll watch Bridget Jones- something-asshole. She'll have a good cry, she'll be fine. You'll talk to her tomorrow. Come on upstairs. Are you even listening to me? Do you give any shred of a shit?
Ted
2.9s
Those are the ones you like, right? From that kiosk at the mall.
Ted
6.9s
I hear the fat kid running. I hear the fat kid running. I bet it's hilarious. Let me out of here! I am a citizen of the United States of America and I have rights! (GRUNTS)
Ted
17.9s
Ted, that's a really nice offer, but I don't want you to do that. This is between John and me and I don't think it can be fixed. Yeah, because of me! Look, Lori, you want him to be a man. But as long as he's got his teddy bear, he's always going to be a boy.
Ted
6s
What? Do you know what just happened? Do you have any clue? My fucking life just ended!
Ted
4.3s
Hey there. Hey. Hi. Hi.
Ted
2.2s
Yeah, if you want.
Ted
7s
So, word through the grapevine is that you're newly solo. Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to.
