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You're asking me out a week after I broke up with somebody?

Ted

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There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.

Ted

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YOU did it.

Ted

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And, you'll see, he'll never be scared of thunder again.

Ted

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, we were playing truth or dare and Cherene's pretty ballsy. There is a shit on my floor! "Or is the floor on the shit?" is what Kierkegaard would say.

Ted

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Look, I'm going to cut the shit, here. Please.

Ted

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Baltic? Czech? Goodbye, Rex.

Ted

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There is... ...a shit on my floor.

Ted

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TED: Down here. Not looking up your towel. Swear to God. Not looking up your towel. Not looking at your funny business. Ted, what are you doing here?

Ted

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Listen.

Ted

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There we go.

Ted

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I need to talk to you.

Ted

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I don't think so. I'm...

Ted

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You know, Robert and I could give you a very, very good home. Yeah, I'm pretty happy where I am. I just got a shitty new apartment... I can offer you $6,000 in rail road bonds.

Ted

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Hey there, fella. How are you?

Ted

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(SIGHS) She's making you do it, isn't she?

Ted

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What do you mean?

Ted

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Rex, I don't think it's smart. I'm an asshole, I know that. It worked for me in high school, and it's been a reflex ever since.

Ted