MAN: asshole! TED: That's my bad. I was sending a tweet.
Ted
2.1s
TED: Yeah, see, there's the guy.
Ted
4s
You can do any '90s song with just vowels. (SINGING)
Ted
10.4s
You remember that night, after the club we went and had late-night eggs and waffles until about 5:00 a.m. We watched a movie on the little TV in the diner. Name that movie.
Ted
8.7s
Lori was right about you. You cannot take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life. Oh, and you can? I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.
Ted
1.2s
It was you.
Ted
1.6s
Oh, yeah.
Ted
2.9s
Listen, John and I may have our problems, but at least he tried.
Ted
1.8s
I know you do, Johnny.
Ted
1.4s
Daddy!
Ted
2.3s
TED: Let me out of here, you crazy bastard!
Ted
1.2s
Go! Go!Go!
Ted
2s
Let's see how well you know these streets.
Ted
5.2s
Hey, Johnny! Total T.J. Hooker, right? Yes! Fucking-A right! (LAUGHS)
Ted
18.4s
Hang gm (GASPS)
Ted
12.8s
It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits. That special time of year when Boston children gather together and beat up the Jewish kids. Hey, Greenbaum!
