You're back! Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm a little fucked up. But will you take care of me forever and ever?
Ted
7s
Every now and then when my life's getting me down and things are tough, I just come up here and I look at it.
Ted
5.3s
There she is. I was worried you weren't coming. Hey, squirt, how you doing? Where's your bunny rabbit?
Ted
2.4s
In the corner, there is a shit!
Ted
1.9s
Do I dare look at the clock?
Ted
1.4s
(SCREAMING IN PAIN)
Ted
1.3s
(APPLAUSE)
Ted
1.2s
(RIPPING)
Ted
1.4s
Okay.
Ted
8.5s
You ready to bring down the house? Yes, ma'am. Thank you for the opportunity, Miss... Ma'am Jones. Thank you. Jesus, you look fantastic.
Ted
12.9s
You know, Sam, there's only one way to end a perfect day. What's that? Flash jump. Right. BOTH: One, two, three! Yeah!
Ted
4.9s
NARRATOR: And so John, Lori and Ted lived happily ever after.
Ted
1.7s
I need to tell you something.
Ted
2.2s
I'm so sorry.
Ted
1.3s
(SOBBING)
Ted
1.7s
Yeah.
Ted
3.7s
(JOHN ROARS) (LAUGHS) JOHN: Who lives here? I'm coming to get whoever lives here.
Ted
2.9s
Those are the ones you like, right? From that kiosk at the mall.
