So bad, but so good. (COUGHS) Hey, by the way, don't let me forget, you and I got to nail down a plan for the Bruins game tomorrow night. No, I can't. I'm taking Lori to dinner. For what? Well, we've been dating four years tomorrow. Oh, fuck me. Nice.
Ted
3.1s
My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.
Ted
1.4s
Because I love you.
Ted
1.3s
(SINGING)
Ted
4.4s
I made you out to be a hero. You know what, John, we asked Ted to move out so we can give ourselves a chance without him.
Ted
4.9s
You know, this place looks great. Thanks, man, it's all IKEA. Did the whole place for $47.
Ted
5.1s
So you think you got what it takes? I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.
Ted
4s
Oh, I'm okay. If I get raped, it'll be my fault for what I'm wearing.
Ted
2.7s
God, there are some fucked-up fish out there.
Ted
9.5s
You would? I sure would. Is that cannibalism? No, I think it's only cannibalism if you swallow. Oh, yeah, no! Don't worry about that, because I don't swallow.
Ted
1.4s
Hey.
Ted
2.1s
Go. Take Columbus to Herald and get on the expressway.
Ted
4.1s
What is it? 'Cause it sounds negative. No, no, it's from The Notebook.
Ted
3.5s
You know, your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was.
Ted
2.4s
Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?
