Well, here I am. You mean, we get to be best friends for real? For real. Forever and ever?
Ted
1.2s
Wait a second.
Ted
5.4s
These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth, like, a million dollars. That's me and Tom Skerritt.
Ted
2.2s
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
2s
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Ted
1.2s
Who are you?
Ted
2.1s
TED: Yeah, see, there's the guy.
Ted
5s
Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other.
Ted
7.2s
He's a bear. Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge! I know. Try not to get lost. Come on in.
Ted
9.7s
Wait, was it any one of those names with a "Lynn" after it? Yes. I got you, motherfucker. I got you. Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn, Channing... Tami-Lynn. Fuck!
Ted
1.2s
We sure did.
Ted
1.2s
(GASPS) Ooh!
Ted
1.3s
(METAL SCRAPING)
Ted
15s
(SINGING) Oh, my little sixpence My pretty little sixpence Stop it. Knock it off. I love my sixpence Better than my life Stop it! Fuck! Why you got to take it to that place? You took it to a very... Now it's real. Now it's a real thing. Come on. Take it easy. All right, look, let's just find a better place to get stoned.
