You know, it's funny, because whenever Johnny and I hang out the first item on our agenda is, "What's going on with Lori?" So, it's funny that that didn't come up. That must have slipped through the cracks. Yeah, but we do talk about you all the time. Yeah, you remember the other day, I was saying how great Lori's hair always looks.
Ted
3s
Hey, Ellen. Yeah?
Ted
4.9s
Thanks, Flash. There you go, my friend. Thank you. Death to Ming!
Ted
1.3s
(YELLING)
Ted
2.5s
You know what my favorite thing about you is?
Ted
1.4s
Okay.
Ted
2.7s
I guess we can't make small talk all day, huh?
Ted
2.6s
We gotta get you a job.
Ted
7.6s
You're not a very polite guest, are you? Shit! Ted, hello? Ted? What's the matter? Is he okay?
Ted
1.2s
(GASPING)
Ted
1.2s
Hi, Ted.
Ted
1.7s
He'll save every one of us!
Ted
16.9s
What? Sam Jones. Flash-fucking-Gordon is here. Holy shit! What? You remember I said my buddy's cousin is friends with Sam Jones? My buddy's in town with his cousin, and who do you think is with him? Sam Jones. Sam Jones is here, and, John, (WHISPERS) his hair is parted down the middle.
Ted
7.5s
If I had to make a guess I would say that you made up some bullshit excuse to get out of work to go to Ted's. Now, am I right?
