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(AUDIENCE CONTINUES BOOING)

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You remember that night, after the club we went and had late-night eggs and waffles until about 5:00 a.m. We watched a movie on the little TV in the diner. Name that movie.

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Hey, anything for you. This is all part of the new, grown-up adult John Bennett, so you better get used to him. Really?

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Just to be clear, I'm not embarrassed.

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Yeah, if you want.

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Lori, wait, please.

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Shit!

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Okay, so, if you need anything... Yeah, I know. Don't worry, Johnny, I'll be fine.

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Rex was forced to give up his pursuit of Lori. Not long afterward, he fell into a deep depression and died of Lou Gehrig's disease.

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Rex, I got to go.

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Please.

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SAM: How we doing, ace?

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JOHN'S MOM: Listen to your father! Come here! Helen, get my gun. Dad, no! Is it a hugging gun? Helen, get my gun, and call the police!

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(STAMMERS) I think I need to clear the air here a little. Yeah, I'm kind of a fun-time boss and what-not. But, look, man, I do that with everybody at the office. I'm a kook. I have no designs on your girlfriend. We work together, and that's it. I think you're a great guy and she's a very lucky girl.

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Where are you going? Taking a cab. I'm going home.

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You son of a bitch! Well, you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.

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Is he all mine, Daddy?

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