Every now and then when my life's getting me down and things are tough, I just come up here and I look at it.
Ted
1.4s
(SCREAMING IN PAIN)
Ted
2.7s
Oh. Check this out.
Ted
1.5s
Sorry.
Ted
9.3s
(SCOFFS) Listen to yourself. What am I? Emperor Ming, here, controlling your mind? That's your choice, John. And by blaming me, you, you're just making yourself look like a pussy.
Ted
1.2s
It's going to be all right.
Ted
4.8s
This is going to take some doing, I think. I'll just meet you upstairs then? Yeah, I'll be right there.
Ted
17.3s
So, where are John and Teddy today? Well, let me put it this way. No matter how big a splash you make in this world, whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber, or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit.
Ted
1.4s
(STAMMERS)
Ted
11.4s
Are you okay? (GROANING) Oh, God, lam so sorry. No, I'm fine, I'm fine. Jesus, lam so sorry. I didn't see you. It was an accident. Did you hurt your head? Yeah, my head hurts a lot. Oh, man. Here, let me get you some ice.
Ted
3.7s
They found the missing hikers. They did? Yeah. What happened?
Ted
1.9s
Do I dare look at the clock?
Ted
1.4s
Daddy!
Ted
9.6s
Ted, you've arrived at a lucky time. It's almost Robert's play hour. Yeah, I'm guessing you guys don't have a PS3. I'm guessing you're more of a "wooden horse with a wig" kind of family.
Ted
5.5s
Welcome home. Yeah, it's kind of funny, actually. I got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house.
Ted
1.4s
(TED GRUNTING)
Ted
10.3s
You'll kick me out in five? I will kick you out in five. John, I have to kick you out. I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick. What do I tell Thomas? Just tell him you don't feel well.
