What is it? It's called "Mind Rape." It's actually pretty mellow.
Ted
2.1s
ALL: Go, go, go!
Ted
1.3s
Do you need a lift?
Ted
4.5s
Oh, yeah. So, I guess we both lost our furry little guy.
Ted
1.6s
Come on, James Franco.
Ted
7.5s
TED: Down here. Not looking up your towel. Swear to God. Not looking up your towel. Not looking at your funny business. Ted, what are you doing here?
Ted
2.2s
I know you will.
Ted
4.2s
And don't worry, I'll do my very best to get this job that I so crave.
Ted
4.3s
This song always reminds me of the most important night of my life.
Ted
1.3s
(CHUCKLES)
Ted
1.7s
Yeah.
Ted
1.4s
Okay.
Ted
9.6s
Ted, you've arrived at a lucky time. It's almost Robert's play hour. Yeah, I'm guessing you guys don't have a PS3. I'm guessing you're more of a "wooden horse with a wig" kind of family.
Ted
1.4s
Daddy!
Ted
5.5s
Welcome home. Yeah, it's kind of funny, actually. I got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house.
Ted
2.7s
(FARTING) Finally.
Ted
4.2s
Well, it's not true, okay? I'm a classy broad. (LAUGHING) Yeah.
Ted
15.4s
Well, hello there. Sorry if I'm interrupting any private girl-talk about Channing Tatum's index finger. But, Lori, I need to see you in my office. Yeah, the thing is, Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to... Oh, this is work, I swear. (SIGHS) Great.
