I got your back on this. She won't know. I've been there. All right, this is one man to another. I don't really know you, but I'm trusting you, as a man. This is serious.
Ted
6.2s
Listen, if you're here to fight John's battles for him... Look, just let me talk first, all right? And then you can say whatever you want.
Ted
5.6s
I don't understand why you keep putting up with him. Yeah, I mean, the guy's 35, and he's working for a rental car service.
Ted
31.9s
Why the fuck would he say that? Sorry, you really shouldn't swear in front of children. Look, we're very interested in the bear. If you want to make some sort of arrangement here's my address and phone number. And you can call me any time, okay? Will do. Here it goes, in the really important pocket for really important stuff. Okay? Okay. Okay. See you later. Come on, Robert. TED: Take it easy. What the fuck? Can you imagine what that little shit would do to me? I could totally see him just taking you down to the basement and really slowly de-limbing you while singing some creepy Victorian nursery rhyme.
Ted
14.9s
So bad, but so good. (COUGHS) Hey, by the way, don't let me forget, you and I got to nail down a plan for the Bruins game tomorrow night. No, I can't. I'm taking Lori to dinner. For what? Well, we've been dating four years tomorrow. Oh, fuck me. Nice.
Ted
3.1s
My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.
Ted
1.4s
Because I love you.
Ted
1.3s
(SINGING)
Ted
1.4s
John“.
Ted
4.4s
I made you out to be a hero. You know what, John, we asked Ted to move out so we can give ourselves a chance without him.
Ted
4.9s
You know, this place looks great. Thanks, man, it's all IKEA. Did the whole place for $47.
Ted
5.1s
So you think you got what it takes? I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.
Ted
4s
Oh, I'm okay. If I get raped, it'll be my fault for what I'm wearing.
Ted
2.7s
God, there are some fucked-up fish out there.
Ted
9.5s
You would? I sure would. Is that cannibalism? No, I think it's only cannibalism if you swallow. Oh, yeah, no! Don't worry about that, because I don't swallow.
Ted
1.4s
Hey.
Ted
2.1s
Go. Take Columbus to Herald and get on the expressway.
Ted
4.1s
What is it? 'Cause it sounds negative. No, no, it's from The Notebook.
