For some reason I thought you were going to be taller. I thought you were going to be funnier. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Ted
4s
Thank you very much, please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
Ted
1.3s
Thanks for coming by.
Ted
1.5s
(BOTTLE TINKLING)
Ted
1.7s
(THUNDER CRASHING) (SCREAMS)
Ted
1.8s
I got to go.
Ted
5.9s
What I meant to say was Ted's very handsome so I'm always interested in meeting the lady that can snatch him up.
Ted
3.8s
(LAUGHS) I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded.
Ted
2.1s
Really? Yeah, many times.
Ted
1.4s
(SINGING)
Ted
8.5s
That's the new checkout girl. Don't know her name. Seems cute. Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
