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Listen, John.

Ted

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ALL: Go, go, go!

Ted

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Oh, shit!

Ted

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Marilyn? No. Britney? Tiffany? No. No. Candice? No. Don't fuck with me on this. I know this shit! Do you see me fucking with you? All right, speed round. I'm going to rattle off some names and when I hit it, fucking buzz it. I will tell you. You got me? All right, Brandi, Heather, Channing, Breanna, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tami, Lauren, Charlene, Chantal, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noelle, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Earline, Claudine, Savannah, Kasey, Dolly, Kendra, Carla, Chloe, Devon, Emmylou. Fucking Becky? No.

Ted

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(MOUTHING) Tom Skerritt! Wow!

Ted

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Johnny, I'm... I'm sorry. I gotta be on my own, Ted. I can't see you anymore.

Ted

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Hey, Jared, let's go grab another one of these.

Ted

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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

Ted

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I need to talk to you.

Ted

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Son of a bitch!

Ted

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Oh, yeah.

Ted

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Lori!

Ted

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John.

Ted

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, we were playing truth or dare and Cherene's pretty ballsy. There is a shit on my floor! "Or is the floor on the shit?" is what Kierkegaard would say.

Ted

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(LAUGHS) That's my buddy, Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy running it.

Ted

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I found my phone. What's going on?

Ted

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There is... ...a shit on my floor.

Ted

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You owe me lobster money.

Ted