Hey. Hey, sweetie. Hey, Lori-. Hi. Hi. What do you got there? Turkey burgers. Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
Ted
5.6s
It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy. You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court. I mean, look at Haiti.
Ted
7.1s
You kind of just reworded my joke, but, uh... (CHUCKLES) How was work? It was fine. How's your dickhead boss?
Ted
3.9s
Come on, nobody's expecting anybody to propose. I mean, marriage isn't...
Ted
3.7s
I guess I didn't think about that. Well, that's... It's a factor.
Ted
3.5s
Flash Gordon. Quarterback, New York Jets.
Ted
1.9s
You Italian? No.
Ted
18.8s
Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny? Fucking right. Let's sing the thundersong. All right. BOTH: (SINGING) When you hear the sound of thunder Don't you get too scared Just grab your thunder buddy And say these magic words Fuck you, thunder You can suck my dick You can't get me, thunder 'Cause you're just God's farts (BOTH IMITATE FARTING)
Ted
11.5s
I can see that. (SIGHS) Listen, speaking of classy, Ciao Bella is a really expensive restaurant. So, we can go anywhere else tomorrow. I really don't care, as long as we're together.
Ted
7.2s
I don't understand. Thirty-five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder. I am not! (EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)
Ted
5.9s
Are you kidding me? No, no, no. Four years, we've been going out. I'm taking you to the best place in town.
Ted
4.3s
TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.? I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.
Ted
3s
WOMAN: Good morning, Lori. Good morning.
Ted
3.1s
Ha-ha. No, just you homos. Whoa! Whoa!
Ted
1.2s
LORI: Oh!
Ted
1.2s
Ugh!
Ted
1.2s
Why?
Ted
8.1s
Cristal. It's a special night. We've been dating for four years. And hey, all those rich black people can't be wrong, right? (LAUGHING)
