I'm really glad that you came. Me, too. Yeah? Is it okay if I kick your boss's ass? That won't affect your workplace chemistry, will it? Please play nice. For you, I will. Thank you. Anything.
Ted
4.8s
But I want to wait until I get you something really special. I just don't have the money right now.
Ted
3.4s
I thank you for saving every one of us. Well, you're welcome.
Ted
1.4s
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Ted
1.3s
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Ted
9.8s
(SIGHS) Fuck it. Fine. Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night. And if that means getting you off my back, well, that's just a bonus. I'll pick you up at 8:00.
Ted
8.5s
This is the American fantasy, right here. A professional NFL player is called upon to save the world. Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!
Ted
4.5s
Yes. But that doesn't mean we can't hang out. We'll hang out all the time.
Ted
3.4s
Oh, I'm all right. I'm just getting used to things, that's all.
Ted
1.4s
JOHN: There he is. Pull over.
Ted
1.6s
You know I love you.
Ted
7.5s
Yeah, Rex is having a house party but I'm surprised John didn't tell you, considering you two have seen each other every single day since you moved out.
Ted
2.8s
Do I need to wash my hands before I play this game?
Ted
1.2s
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)
Ted
1.8s
How's work? It sucks.
Ted
1.5s
(SINGING)
Ted
7.7s
Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea. Let's go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass. Come on, I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin.
Ted
7.5s
What do you mean "girlfriends"? Was there a lot of them or something? No, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori? Lori, you didn't mean that. No, no,no.
