TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.? I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.
Ted
3.1s
Ha-ha. No, just you homos. Whoa! Whoa!
Ted
2.6s
(OMINOUS RING-TONE PLAYING)
Ted
1.8s
Good luck. Thank you.
Ted
11.6s
All right, kid, you win. We'll do it your way. What do you want to do? You want to play a game? It's playtime, right? We'll play a game. Yeah, I want to play a game. Good, good. Let's see. How about we... How about we play a little game of hide and seek?
Ted
1.2s
Why?
Ted
6.9s
No, I can't do that. That would devastate him. Besides, what if he chose Ted?
Ted
1.4s
Oh, my God!
Ted
1.3s
(GRUNTING)
Ted
5.9s
Are you kidding me? No, no, no. Four years, we've been going out. I'm taking you to the best place in town.
Ted
1.7s
Come on.
Ted
7.8s
I could sit here and tell you I'm sorry, it was a huge misunderstanding, and I'm ready to change, but I don't think you want to hear any of that crap.
Ted
1.6s
Is that my ringtone?
Ted
1.3s
Jesus!
Ted
5s
All right, whatever you say. Hey Yes? Here's to four more years.
Ted
5.9s
Nobody's ever talked to me like that before. That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.
Ted
3.9s
Come on, nobody's expecting anybody to propose. I mean, marriage isn't...
Ted
10.9s
Hey. Hey, sweetie. Hey, Lori-. Hi. Hi. What do you got there? Turkey burgers. Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
