Just go out with me one time. And if you're miserable and you hate it then I promise I will never even hint at the subject again.
Ted
3.2s
(SIGHS) It doesn't feel like four years, does it?
Ted
2.3s
Lori and I may just need a little space right now.
Ted
8.5s
Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive! (CHUCKLES) Really? Well, isn't that exciting. No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.
Ted
1.2s
(HONKING)
Ted
4.7s
Hug me. (SCREAMS) You're my best friend, John.
Ted
2.9s
No. It's fine.
Ted
2.5s
I'm so sorry.
Ted
2.3s
I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.
Ted
5.7s
Thanks so much for coming. My daughter better be alive, you sick son of a bitch.
Ted
1.3s
(SINGING)
Ted
14.9s
So bad, but so good. (COUGHS) Hey, by the way, don't let me forget, you and I got to nail down a plan for the Bruins game tomorrow night. No, I can't. I'm taking Lori to dinner. For what? Well, we've been dating four years tomorrow. Oh, fuck me. Nice.
Ted
1.4s
Teddy?
Ted
1.4s
John“.
Ted
31.9s
Why the fuck would he say that? Sorry, you really shouldn't swear in front of children. Look, we're very interested in the bear. If you want to make some sort of arrangement here's my address and phone number. And you can call me any time, okay? Will do. Here it goes, in the really important pocket for really important stuff. Okay? Okay. Okay. See you later. Come on, Robert. TED: Take it easy. What the fuck? Can you imagine what that little shit would do to me? I could totally see him just taking you down to the basement and really slowly de-limbing you while singing some creepy Victorian nursery rhyme.
Ted
3.1s
My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.
